It's Not OK to Puke on People Cartman

Matthew Clemmens of Cherry Hill, N.J. pleaded guilty today for having intentionally puked on a father and his 11 year old daughter at a Philadelphia Phillies game on April 14, 2010. The cliff notes version of what had happend was this kid and his friend were heckling this guy and his two daughters because they were both drunk assholes and low and behold when the father had this kids friend removed for spitting at him and his daughters this Cartman look alike decides he's gonna stick his fingers down his throat and puke on them.

Now call me crazy but I think this was grounds for self defense. I havn't even stepped a foot into a single law school class but I can without a question have this guy plead insanity and get him off if he was to kill this guy right then and there. I have no clue what kind of health hazards being thrown up on can cause, a a jury would fully side with a father who just witnessed that happen to his little princess. I mean seriously you have to be one sick individual to think it is ok to even think to throw up on an 11 year old at a baseball game. Like by the looks of Matt you can tell he's definitely not fairing well with the ladies but Matt listen up buddy throwing up on them is not the route to go to grab their attention.

The funniest part about this is that Matt pretty much can get used to wearing a polo and a visor with the "golden arches" on them for the rest of his life because 5, 10, 20 years from now every time he applies for a job an employer will Google his name and POW 50 articles/blogs including BLACK CAWFEE talking about how he intentionally threw up on some guy and his daughter.

By the way one of the best lines from this article was Matt's attorney Richard Hark being quoted as saying "It's probably he consumed too much alchohol." Well Dick thanks alot for pointing that out to all of us. Someone get Obama on the line and let him know that Dick Hark would have been a better choice for Supreme Court Justice than Elena Kagan was.