USA! USA! USA!

USA! USA! USA!

I have never in my life been more pumped up to watch a hockey game then I am for tomorrow's Gold Medal final between the U.S. and Canada. To quote one of my friends who said that to be a man is to, "Drink Beers, Smoke Stogies, Fuck Bitches and Watch Football", I would like to add to that watching your country dominate another country in a sport.

Sunday's matchup doesn't get any more perfect then how it is set up. It is the 30th Anniversary of when the U.S. stomped out the big bad Soviet's and took home Gold and when they take the ice tomorrow the young U.S. squad will have the chance to not only sweep the overwhelming favorite's going into the Olympics, but do it on Canadien soil. Tell me after watching this you aren't ready to strap on your Red, White and Blue and kick the shit out of some Canadien's.




When the U.S. bent Finland over yesterday and spanked it like the little bitch that it is was not by accident, that was just a point being made to the Canadien team. The point is that tomorrow hockey is back in the U.S. at full force. Ryan Miller and Co. have brought a new swagger back to U.S. hockey and with all eyes glued to this battle of the Goliaths, we all know this is when the U.S. shines.

So at this time I would like to say go fuck yourself Canada because just like when Wolf "The Dentist" Stansson said "Team USA is going down, that's where your going" in D2: The Mighty Ducks, we all know what happend next, Charlie and Co. took the Flying V and gave Iceland and Gunnar the ass whoopin' of their lives. And that is what is in store for Team Canada tomorrow.

So sit back, drink some AMERICAN beer and enjoy the U.S. coming out on top again.