USA! USA! USA!

USA! USA! USA!

I have never in my life been more pumped up to watch a hockey game then I am for tomorrow's Gold Medal final between the U.S. and Canada. To quote one of my friends who said that to be a man is to, "Drink Beers, Smoke Stogies, Fuck Bitches and Watch Football", I would like to add to that watching your country dominate another country in a sport.

Sunday's matchup doesn't get any more perfect then how it is set up. It is the 30th Anniversary of when the U.S. stomped out the big bad Soviet's and took home Gold and when they take the ice tomorrow the young U.S. squad will have the chance to not only sweep the overwhelming favorite's going into the Olympics, but do it on Canadien soil. Tell me after watching this you aren't ready to strap on your Red, White and Blue and kick the shit out of some Canadien's.




When the U.S. bent Finland over yesterday and spanked it like the little bitch that it is was not by accident, that was just a point being made to the Canadien team. The point is that tomorrow hockey is back in the U.S. at full force. Ryan Miller and Co. have brought a new swagger back to U.S. hockey and with all eyes glued to this battle of the Goliaths, we all know this is when the U.S. shines.

So at this time I would like to say go fuck yourself Canada because just like when Wolf "The Dentist" Stansson said "Team USA is going down, that's where your going" in D2: The Mighty Ducks, we all know what happend next, Charlie and Co. took the Flying V and gave Iceland and Gunnar the ass whoopin' of their lives. And that is what is in store for Team Canada tomorrow.

So sit back, drink some AMERICAN beer and enjoy the U.S. coming out on top again.

#2

There have been two times in my life that I have ever rooted for the New York Yankees. The first being the 2001 World Series following the September 11th attacks and second being this past year’s World Series against the Phillies. Being a die hard NY Mets fan, I could not stomach the thought of Jimmy Rollins and Chase "I try way to hard to look like Gordon Gekko" Utley winning another World Series Title. But other then these two moments my hatred runs deeper for the Yankees then what I look like in my high school yearbook picture.

But I have good reason for bringing up my hatred for the Yankees and that is my love for Derek Jeter. Other then Mickey Mantle, whom I have obviously never seen play other than in the movie "61" where I watched him get laid, get hammered and hit homers with one hand, Jeter is the only Yankee I truly like and respect (Honorable Mentions: DiMaggio if Marilyn Monroe did'nt go off and bang JFK when they were together and Mariano if he did'nt blow Game 7 in the 2001 World Series).

Jeter has been nothing but the epitome of what you would want out of your Captain. He plays hard everyday, never sticks his foot in his mouth and has pretty much handpicked the hottest chicks walking around New York City for the past 14 years. Let's be real here, show me a player who does this during a meaningless regular season game.





Now for the last couple of days people have actually called WFAN worried Jeter might not be coming back to the Yankees next year since they have not given him a contract extension yet. To this I say that there is a better chance I am Derek Jeter then him not playing for the Yanks for the remainder of his career. First off, and I hate to say this Jeter is the second best Shortstop in the game behind Hanley Ramirez and has not shown any sign of slowing down. On top of that this guy is gonna be throwing out every first pitch Opening Day for the next 30 years and will go down as one of the top 5 greatest players in Yankee history.

The point here is, that even though my hatred for the Yankees is at an all time high Jeter is still the man and any true baseball fan, hell any true sports fan respects what Jeter is all about. Hey, I wish the Mets had a Jeter maybe I wouldn't have to write a blog about a player who plays for the team I can't stand.

The Greatest Cornerback Combo Ever??

Ahhh,the smell of baseball is back in the air. With the Mets (will be the comeback team of the year) and the Yankees (another year, another bought playoff berth) both reporting to Spring Training over the past week it is almost that time of year again. But we are going to put baseball on the back burner as of now until we get a little closer to Opening Day.

What I am here to talk about today is, the rumors swirling around the NFL of the potential possiblity of the NY JETS making a deal for perennial shut down corner Nnamdi Asomugha of the Oakland Raiders and teaming him up with the BEST corner in the league Darrelle Revis. Now I am not the type to think deals like this normally get done but I see no reason why both teams won't be gunning to make this happen (this would be like Lebron and Wade playing together next year). On one hand you have the Raiders who are the biggest mess in football carrying around there 300 lb. $60 million quarterback who might not even be more athletic then these guys...



The point here is that this is a team who needs to figure out the path that they want to take to rebuild this team and I don't think even with Asomugha being as good as he is, is the player they should be building around. Now onto the Jets, this is a no brainer. You make this happen and Rex Ryan can start sending dead fish to Belichick and Brady because Moss and Welker might as well be sleeping with the fish when they play this team. Revis allows the Jets to be only one of the handful of teams who leave a corner to play man all game long, imagine having two players on the field who literally take out every teams top 2 receivers, this is unheard of. Kerry Rhodes pretty much does nothing now without an excuse, if this trade was to go down then at least he will have a reason.

Too make this happen I think it will either involve the Jets giving up their #1 pick along with a 3rd rounder, or the possibility of the Raiders asking for David Harris along with a 2nd or 3rd Rounder. I am all for doing both of these. I was the first one to say HELL NO!! to David Harris and a #1 pick for Brandon Marshall but to have the opportunity to see the greatest cornerback tandem in NFL history throw on the GREEN AND WHITE is something I am not willing to pass up.

As I write this I can only imagine what Rex Ryan is doing now. Sitting shirtless in his backyard, drinking a Budweiser, eating some Nachos and grinning at the fact that it will be Belichick kissing his RING next year.

Welcome to Black Cawfee

So most of you are probably wondering what the fuck is Black Cawfee and why am I even doing this and to tell you the truth I don't really know. All I know is that each and everyday something new comes out in the world of sports and I ALWAYS have some sort of opinion on it, so I thought why not start talking about it. Even if the only thing that I get out of doing this is being able to bash everything that fat Yankee loving basterd Mike Francesa says will be worth it to me.

Anyway, Black Cawfee to me is what "Da Bing" was to the Sopranos Crew, it is going to be a place where I come and talk about whatever the fuck I want in the world (of sports). This is flat out my sports talk sanctuary.

But this is not Jim Rome is Burning (which I still cannot believe is still being aired on television, I mean I can give a fuck what Jim Rome is Burning On, the only thing he has ever given us is this all time classic video)



The point is this is not a one man show and I want people to comment on the posts that I put up each day. I am sure based off comments alone I can get this thing to be one of the best sports blogs that any of us read.

This might not be the greatest introduction but to quote Allen Iverson, "We're sitting here, and I'm supposed to be the franchise player (blogger), and we're talking about practice" and to that I say, no I did not practice before I sent this out.

So I hope you guys will follow what I put up and think that this is something that can turn out to be pretty cool.

Until Next Time.